Why you should never take a coffee pot into the bathroom.

Coffee Joke - At the call center where my wife works they all share the same coffeepot. One morning she took it into the ladies room to fill it with water. Then she began primping in front of the mirror, brushing her hair and reapplying her makeup. She didn’t realize how long she had in there until someone slid a note under the door. “You win,” it read. Any ransom demand will be met. Just release the coffeepot.”